Tuesday, 24 August 2010

Message to the Planet

Scientists at CERN you can relax now. We've found the missing dark matter – It was in our swimming pool. If you need it for anything (like a Unified Theory of Everything, for example) we've put it on the compost heap.

Geno Junior, one of our resident toads was bold last night. He sat by the kitchen door in a little depression in the ground and posed for photos.

All this science & nature is going to be so useful if my interest in Trivial Pursuit ever revives.

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