Nigella Lawson |
Okay you win. I submit. This is strictly a one off! I never wanted to be a recipe
blogger. There are enough good veggie recipe blogs out there. Check out my
friend Nicole www.ricetteveg.com. Don't get me wrong, I love to create good meals
and I adore eating them, but the idea of writing a recipe blog? Let's
just say it's not my tazza di te, as they say round here. That measured precision approach to
cooking of conventional recipes bores me into
oblivion. But... enough people have asked for this.
I do
everything by taste, feel and proportion. Not just cooking!! A dash of this a splash of
that and a good tablespoon of the other. Everyone knows stuff like
shortcrust pastry is half fat to flour don't they? They don't? Buy a
cookbook for heavens sake! Guests shyly ask for recipes all the time. (The shyly part is probably because they listen to Paul's tales of my
'chefy stropps'.) But I want to put the record straight. I'm a
pussycat in the kitchen and I purr like Nigella Lawson straight into
camera while licking the hummus I've just scraped from the blender
slowly, delicately, tantalisingly off my little finger and out of my
moustache. Yum. Needs a soupçon more lemon, a smidgen of salt.
Forget grammes and millilitres. The only way I can write a recipe is
like Nigella. If you've read How To Eat you'll get my drift.
So I begin
channelling Nigella. The camera pans across the kitchen and alights
for just a millisecond on my cute Brummie ass in tight maroon cords.
Then it rises the length of my slender sinewy figure. You can see my
nipples through my tight T-Shirt. It finds me beaming, lips
glistening. I run my tongue along my moustache. Turned on yet? Cut to
elevator music as I open the fridge and take out an enormous wedge of
chocolate gateau and stuff it greedily into my cake hole. Scene set
we're off:
Vegan Cannelloni
Tasty dish No. 1 |
Serves 6
(sometimes 4 according to how hungry/greedy people are)
For the
white sauce you'll need a small onion - white or red it
doesn't matter, a clove of garlic or more depending on your taste.
Some olive oil. Personally I like enough to kill a beginner. Some
cornflour and some rice or soya milk. Seasoning to your own taste.
If you've
ever wondered what's meant by 'first of all make a roux' here's what
you do. Add a good slug of olive oil to a pan. Add your onion and
garlic chopped finely and cook for a few minutes. You can't be exact, if you like more allium pungency cook less than if you like the
sweeter caramalised taste. Next add your cornflour and stir
vigorously. If your going to make a large proper teacup full of
sauce you'll only need a heaped teaspoon of cornflour. Cook the
cornflour but don't let the mixture burn. Remove from the heat and
gradually add your rice or soya milk. Keep stiring to avoid lumps but
if they form give it a blast with a hand blender to smooth it out.
Return to the heat and boil and it should thicken. Too thick? Add
more milk. Set aside.
Jonnie Falafel |
For the
tomato sauce you need a small onion, some chopped olives and
and and capers, some tomato paste and a half bottle of a good quality
smooth passata. Add some oil to pan and heat. Add some chopped onion
and cook until tender. Next add your passata, olives and capers and
if you like extra tomatoeyness a tablespoon of triple concentrate
tomato puree. Cook together for a bout 15 minutes. Done. You can of
course vary the vegetables. If you use zucchini, peppers, mushrooms
they will not affect the cooking time. Chopped harder vegetables like
broccoli or carrot will need longer cooking. If you like herby
flavours you should add the herbs with the onions and cook for a
while before adding everything else.
Make an egg
substitute which is going to bind your filling together and be the
matrix for the main flavours. Crack a couple of tablespoons of
linseeds in a food processor and whizz up with hot water. Set aside
and it should thicken like wallpaper paste. To this mixture add a
good heaped teaspoon of yeast extract (Marmite will do) and half a
tube of tomato puree. Whizz up. It should be thick and brownish.
Tasty Dish 2 |
Now comes
the assembly. Place filling on the cooked lasagne sheets in sausage
like lines and roll up. Place each roll in an oiled baking dish. When
the dish is full, pour over your tomato sauce then the white sauce
over that. Cover with foil and bake at 170 degrees for about 20
minutes. Remove the foil and bake further until browned. Remove from
the oven, cut into portions and serve sprinkled with chopped parsley.
It's ready for your guests to enjoy. I always save a portion and all the bit's that stick to the dish, cover it with cling film and bung it in the fridge. Then I string fairy lights all around the kitchen in case of night starvation when I get up at 2 am and finish it off along with the rest of the chocolate cake. Gaviscon follows. Ciao a tutti.
Hey John,
ReplyDeleteSo nice of you to make this recipe. We will try it this summer for sure! This and your couscous are just so delicious!